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X Pen Pro 2 Herbal Vaporizer with 3 Free Glass Attachments Now Available is celebrating the arrival of the new X Pen Pro 2 digital herbal vaporizer. This custom kit comes comes complete with 3 glass attachments, a water tool adapter, a glass mouthpiece and a water bubbler. The vape pen attachments really compliment this best-in-class product. Check it out for yourself.

X Pen Pro 2 herbal vaporizer, weed vape, vaporizer pen

 X Pen Pro 2 herbal vaporizer kit includes:

1x X Pen Pro 2 Vaporizer Pen
1x Dab Tool
1x Cleaning Brush
3x Replacement Screens
1x USB charging cable
1x User Manual
1x Mouthpiece
1x Borosilicate Glass Mouthpiece
1x 14mm Water Device Adapter
1x Glass Bubbler Attachment

More info and to get yours now on sale right here: X Pen Pro 2.

Trending: Camel Toe being renamed to Cuntry Toe

Trending: Girls you know and their camel toe. Honestly, so much better than reading about what Khloe or her sisters are doing right? You notice this lately? So hot. Truly. Apparently tongues have minds of their own too. Alt cures for cancer.. been tellin you guys. ;-p Cunning Linguistics. Who woulda thunk it? There's no finer crusade for the adventurous man..or woman, hey it's the 90's. The twenties are comin around again, not sure what we call the decade we're in now, other than completely fucked. I'll be appearing all ze week. Anyway if your woman is always moaning and groaning, its bcuz you're just not going down on her enough, I suspect. So handle that vageeena properly, you're curing cancer ..and its the only moaning and groaning we really desire amirite? #‪#‎seethru‬ ‪#‎drivethru‬ ‪#‎thankyoujesus‬ ‪#‎curves‬ ‪#‎stayhungry

We're adding some silly blogs to help entertain rather than simply post about vaporizers... cool with you guys? Thanks for choosing Lord Vaper Pens.

Camel toe - Lord Vaper Pens - X Pen Vaporizers and Vape Pens -

Now get yourself the X Pen vaporizer and have some fun @

X Pen Genesis Now Available

Incredible NEW 2-in-1 vaporizer for dry herb and concentrates

* Bottom-loading chamber
* Remove the mouthpiece and you can attach the included wax burner tank
* One-of-a-kind, state-of-the-art vaporizer.

Only 3 left so hurry! Click here to view.


Lord Vaper Pens Unveils Wholesale System - Now Offering Wholesale Pricing for Resellers

Profit Big with Lord Vaper Pens - Resellers Apply Here

Looking to purchase Lord Vaper Pens merchandise to add to your inventory? By definition, wholesale means ordering in bulk to get a substantial discount for the purposes of reselling those items in your business. There is no cost to sign up for a wholesale account, but you must create a account here with Lord Vaper, which is of course free... then simply fill out the form. See the instructions on the WHOLESALE page.

After your application has been approved (often within minutes), every order you place must meet the following criteria to activate your wholesale discount, low prices you will see as you browse this online shop:

You must be signed in to your account
Your total order must be at least $500


Orders > $500  = 48% OFF + FREE Domestic FedEx
Orders > $1000 = 52% OFF + FREE Domestic FedEx 
Orders > $2500 = 55% OFF + FREE Domestic FedEx


Starting at 48% off, you can receive up to 55% off with larger orders. Smart system alerts will inform you how to reach higher discounts while you shop. Order now and GET FAST, FREE FedEx SHIPPING & TRACKING. Big perks! We will also often send freebies and promotional material for your store. Simply display our products prominently and while you profit, you will find out just how much your customers truly enjoy Lord Vaper products. Check out all the great reviews on any of our product pages as you shop. All products have a UPC bar code printed on the box for your inventory tracking.

We accept international orders from most prominent countries, however, some countries with a high fraud rate are restricted. Shipping costs must be covered by the buyer for foreign orders. After you buy from us once and we establish that you receive your delivery, we will discount or cover your shipping costs on future orders.

And finally, your shop will be added to our Store Locator for customers to find you locally. We guarantee outstanding quality and effectiveness, highly competitive prices, a product exchange warranty, and awesome designs in our vape pen products. Profit with Lord Vaper now.


 These are just some of our best sellers... the exclusive Chief herbal vaporizer is now available to resellers as of Nov 12, 2015. Be the first in your area to carry it! The new X Pen and Chief Slims are hot sellers in their attractive display box. Perfect for your front counter or case catching impulse buyers and folks who have been looking for these very special vape pens and non-combustion vaporizers in stores.

Simply fill your cart after you log into your account once you're approved for reseller status at and checkout. We'll FedEx products to you immediately. I'm Adam X of Lord Vaper, feel free to contact me anytime and we look forward to serving you during this industry boom and beyond. 

See the instructions on the WHOLESALE page.

X Pen Slim - New & Improved On Sale Now!

We've been very busy at Lord Vaper! Check out the new and improved X Pen Slim vape pens.

Get yours now and hey grab a Lord Vaper shirt while you're at it. S,M,L,XL sizes.

...and as always, Fast, Free Shipping or FedEx for Ground, 2nd Day or Overnight.


April 25, 2015


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4/20 Sale - 20% OFF EXTENDED!

Lord Vaper Pens has been selling a ton of vape pens, including The Chief and all of the X Pen Pro, Slim and Supreme series vaporizers, during the 4/20 week this April 2015 and I'm happy to announce we're going to extend it a bit longer until 11:59pm Sunday night.

Hurry, sale ends soon, just wanted to let all of our awesome customers and future customers know about it. We've added a free gift to the mix as well as free domestic shipping. The site handles all of this, simply load your cart up and enjoy the savings.

Get free shipping when you reach $50 spent in your cart, and a free gift of our 3 dabbers including the new silicone-tip Dabatool.

Be sure to sign up for our free newsletter for advance notice of future sales and price-slashing deals.

Lord Vaper Pens - You're gonna like the way you feel.

Lord Vaper's new vaporizer pen, The Chief, featured in SF Weekly and High Times

It's always nice to be honored with stories about our products in the vaporizer-related circles but when mainstream media takes notice it's either due to something controversial getting some spin, or something of a treasure found receiving acclaim.

Fortunately The Chief Herbal Vaporizer by Chuck Billy of Testament and Lord Vaper Pens has found it's way into the hearts of some of the world's leading journalists. One of the first to feature our new signature series product is Dave Pehling of SF Weekly. Thank you kind sir.

We'd also like to thank High Times, Blabbermouth, College News, a number of other leading heavy metal blogs and news sites, fans helping "tweet" the word and many, many others.. thank you all so very much for your support.